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I am a happy nerd in cyberspace, where nobody can see my haircut.
-- Dave Barry
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REPORTER: Senator, are you for or against the MX missile system?
SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile system reminds me of an old saying that the country folk in my state like to say....
See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet.
As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney....
Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet.
As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney....
Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet.
As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney....
22) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!'" --Dave Barry...