Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As
you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal
height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have
a car or a job? Do you ever walk around? If so, you probably have the
makings of an excellent legal case. Although of course every case is
different, I would definitely say that based on my experience and training,
there's no reason why you shouldn't come out of this thing with at least a
cabin cruiser.
Remember, at the Preston A. Mantis Consumers Retail Law Outlet, our
motto is: 'It is very difficult to disprove certain kinds of pain.'
-- Dave Barry
