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• But thinks, admitted to that equal sky, His faithful dog shall bear him company.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Essay on Man, Epistle i, Line 111...
• Asking me, asking me: do you know what love is? Sure, I know. A boy loves his dog.
• You Can Tell An Owner By Its Dog.
• I thought you said that your dog does not bite! -- It's not my dog.
• Relying on a dog might turn you in a dog addict.
• Marge: Excuse me, we're having a problem with our dog.
  Clerk: Lady, I'll tell you what I'm telling everyone else...
• Now... Sit! I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away] Um, take a walk.
  Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him....
• Martin: How can we tell if we're doing this maneuver effectively?
  Miss Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude and change color, ever so slightly....