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All A Writer Has To Do To Get A Woman Is To Say He's A Writer. It's An Aphrodisiac.
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All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer.
It's an aphrodisiac.
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When the writer has done his best, he then should proceed to do his second best. -- Edward Abbey
Have something to say! -- Writer's Rule #1
When a writer has done the best that he can do, he should then withdraw from the book-writing business and take up an honest trade like shoe repair, cattle stealing, or screwworm management.
-- Edward Abbey...
It has all been very interesting." --Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, writer, 1689-August 21, 1762
When all else fails, shoot the tech writer.
The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.
My advice to any young writer is: become an editor.
You'll do less work, have less pressure, have more influence, make more money, and best of all...
Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher 'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'?
-- Roy Blount, Jr....
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.