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Asking A Writer 'where Do You Get Your Ideas' Is Like Asking A Butcher 'exactly What DO You Put In This Sausage'?
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"Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher
'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'? "
-- Roy Blount, Jr.
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