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• I am living in denial.
• I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
• I realize that command does have its fascination, even under circumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of command nor am I frightened of it.
  It simply exists, and I will do whatever logically needs to be done....
• Alcoholic problems? Yes, I can't afford it.
• I'm not an alcoholic... I run on bio-fuel...
• I am simply a human being, more or less. -- Saul Bellow
• Living is a dangerous business, and simple pleasures should not be denied.
  I for one plan to enjoy my fettuccine Alfredo. -- Gabe Mejia...
• Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
• When buying clothes, I wear an extra medium.