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• Good clothes and good neighbors wear longest when they are not used too often.
• I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming.
• Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese.
  .. Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that....
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• You may be redneck... if you wear clothes to church with sequins on them.
• I like doing things to help people. People don't wear their seat belts anymore.
  I figure, I'll make fuzzy clothes and make seats out of Velcro. -- Andy Andrew...
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....