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• Spock: "As a teacher on a training mission, I am content to command the Enterprise.
  If we are to go on actual duty, it is clear that the senior officer on board must assume command....
• Am I pleased or frightened?
• Timothy: "This is great. How is yours?" Data: "The complex polysaccharides, in reaction with the carbon dioxide, produces an unusual combination of texture and effervescence.
  Timothy: "But how does it taste? Is it good?" Data...
• To clone a felon, do I use the COPY.CON command?
• I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
• I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.
• The doctrine that the earth is neither the center of the universe nor immovable
  but moves even with a daily rotation, is absurd, and both philosophically and theologically false, and at the least an error of faith....
• I am only a stupid robot and cannot perform that command.