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• I am not a number! I am a free numeric variable!
• I am not a number. I am an unbound variable.
• I am NOT a NUMBER! I am a DEMOGRAPHIC!
• I am thankful for one leg. To limp is no disgrace -- I may not be number one, but I can still run the race.
  -- B.C....
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• I might be any number of things, young lady. As it happens, I am the Doctor.
  -- Hartnell Doctor, THE FIVE DOCTORS...
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
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• I am for those means which will give the greatest good to the greatest number. -- Abraham Lincol