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I Am Thankful For One Leg. To Limp Is No Disgrace -- I May Not Be Number One, But I Can Still Run The Race.
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I am thankful for one leg. To limp is no disgrace --
I may not be number one, but I can still run the race.
-- B.C.
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I thought he was one of the human race - but he is not.
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I am not a number. I am an unbound variable.