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• Marge: Homer, a man who called himself You-Know-Who just invited you to a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what.
  You certainly are popular now that you're a Stonecutter....
• One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated at dinner alongside Mr.
  Percival Pollard, the distinguished critic. "Mr. Pollard," said he, "my book, "The Biography of a Dead Cow", is published anonymously, but you can hardly be ignorant of its authorship....
• The little mind who loves itself, will write and think with the vulga
  but the great mind will be bravely eccentric, and scorn the beaten road, from universal benevolence....
• To set the mind above the appetites is the end of abstinence, which one of the Fathers observes to be, not a virtue, but the groundwork of a virtue.
  -- Johnso...
• An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
• Lord, Lord! methought, what pain it was to drown! What dreadful noise of waters in mine ears!
  What ugly sights of death within mine eyes! Methought I saw a thousand fearful wrecks, Ten thousand men that fishes gnawed upon, Wedges of gold, great anchors, heaps of pearl, Inestimable stones, unvalued jewels, All scattered in the bottom of the sea...
• Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.