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I Am That Twentieth-century Failure: A Happy, Undersexed, Celibate.
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I am that twentieth-century failure: a happy, undersexed, celibate.
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To Willie's widow, Lily, and her new husband, Teixeira de Mattos, Wilde said, "I am dying beyond my means.
I will never outlive the century. The English people would not stand for it....
The natural role of twentieth-century man is anxiety. -- Norman Maile
Terrell: "Chekov, who is this man?" Chekov: "Criminal, Captain.
A product of late twentieth-century genetic engineering....
Riker: "Know this one? Twentieth-century Earth. Maybe I can teach you a lick or two.
Amarie: "You already have." -- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
And Fry, we owe you a tremendous debt as well. Were it not for your twentieth century garbage-making skills, we'd all be buried under twentieth century garbage.
Mayo...
Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump
you have to get it right the first time. -- Margaret Mead...
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I?
And if not now, when? -- Rabbi Hillel, 12th Century...
I had a big New Year's Eve--they tell me. But New Year's Eve is a lot of fun.
We had a big New Year's Eve party. We didn't like our furniture anyway....
I can't begin to describe how happy I am.