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And Fry, We Owe You A Tremendous Debt As Well.
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"And Fry, we owe you a tremendous debt as well. Were it not for your
twentieth century garbage-making skills, we'd all be
buried under twentieth century garbage." -Mayor
Related:
Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?" -Leela "Well, sure, but not in our dreams.
Only on TV and radio...and in magazines...and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky....
Ned: Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero? He's annoying.
He's very, very annoying! Mrs. Lovejoy...
Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump
you have to get it right the first time. -- Margaret Mead...
I am that twentieth-century failure: a happy, undersexed, celibate.
The natural role of twentieth-century man is anxiety. -- Norman Maile
alking to the Beastie Boys) Fry: Wow. I love you guys.
Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums....
Back in the twentieth century, the H-bomb was the ultimate weapon, their doomsday machine.
And we used something like it to destroy another doomsday machine....
I had a big New Year's Eve--they tell me. But New Year's Eve is a lot of fun.
We had a big New Year's Eve party. We didn't like our furniture anyway....
Quote #436 "For any twentieth-century American who'd been paying attention at all, the phrase 'criminal justice system' should have been warning enough.
-- L. Neil Smith [(W.W. Curringer, in "Pallas")]...