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• Bandleader: Welcome to T. G. I. McScratchy's where it's constantly New Year's Eve.
  Here we go again! Three, two, one! Everyone: Happy new year!...
• When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like tha
  we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all our skin layers....
• I like to watch, Eve...
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Those cave paintings are wonderful, but like everything we know, they are not too wonderful to be true.
  It is their reality that gives them wonder, and while there will never come a time when some of us will not wish for more than we can have, the happiest of us will wait confidently for other tangible finds....
• Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's place in the Scheme of Things.
  Here are just a few: Q -- Is there life after death?...
• New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
  -- Jay Leno...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• One year we had a Christmas brunch with Merry Christmas Mush to munch.
  But I don't think you'd care for such. We didn't like to munch mush much. -- Dr Sue...