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• Burns: The whole plant is environmentally sound. It's powered by old newspapers, machinery is made entirely of used cans, and the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected.
  [he notices a shadow of Barney outside the liquor bottle windows] [opens the window] Hey!...
• Mel: Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses it.
  [puffs pipe] Hmm...at the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central....
• Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
  Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
• Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
  [holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
  Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• I want you to get that man out of bed right away. Get him back to the front.
  I won't have these men who are really wounded see that man babied so. -- George S. Patto...