I Asked This Guy If He Had The Time. He Said He'd Love To Give It To Me, But He Wasn't Sure He Could Make The Commitment.

I Asked This Guy If He Had The Time. He Said He'd Love To Give It To Me, But He Wasn't Sure He Could Make The Commitment.

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I asked this guy if he had the time. He said he'd love to give it to me,
but he wasn't sure he could make the commitment.
-- Carol Siskind

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