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• When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying how great the lenses were that I was getting.
  She kept on saying, ``You can shoot a bullet right through them....
• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
• Somewhere nearby is colossal cave, where others have found fortunes in treasure treasure and gold, though it is rumored that some who enter are never seen seen again.
  Magic is said to work in the cave. I will be your eyes and and hands....
• I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
• For THIS I bought a computer?
• Sure, I use DoubleSpace. In WordPerfect: Shift-F8,1,6,2,ENTER,ENTER,ENTER.
• I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....