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I Bought Myself A New Car And The First Thing I Done Was Grease It All Over--so The Finance Company Can't Get A Hold Of It.
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I bought myself a new car and the first thing I done was grease it all
over--so the finance company can't get a hold of it.
-- Rod Brasfield
Related:
Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
I don't get no respect. No respect at all. Every time I get into an elevator the operator says the same thing
Basement?" No respect. When I was a kid we played hide-and-seek....
I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
I will not grease the monkey bars.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
I did cancel one performance in Holland where they thought my music was so easy that they didn't rehearse at all.
And so the first time when I found that out, I rehearsed the orchestra myself in front of the audience of 3,000 people and the next day I rehearsed through the second movement -- this was the piece _Cheap Imitation_ -- and they then were ashamed....
So, now you say I'm redundant, that I repeat myself, that I say things over and over again.