I don't get no respect. No respect at all. Every time I get into an
elevator the operator says the same thing: "Basement?" No respect. When I
was a kid we played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me. The
other day I was standing in front of a big apartment house. The doorman
asked me to get him a cab ... I bought a used car--I found my wife's dress
in the back seat.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
