I'm QUIETLY Reading The Latest Issue Of ``BOWLING WORLD'' While My Wife And Two Children Stand QUIETLY BY.

I'm QUIETLY Reading The Latest Issue Of ``BOWLING WORLD'' While My Wife And Two Children Stand QUIETLY BY.

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I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of ``BOWLING WORLD''
while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY..
-- Zippy the Pinhead

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I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
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I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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I want to be so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STOREY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead