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I Put Aside My Copy Of ``BOWLING WORLD'' And Think About GUN CONTROL Legislation.
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I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think
about GUN CONTROL legislation..
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of ``BOWLING WORLD'' while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I feel better about world problems now! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...