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I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
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I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
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If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery.
My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ...
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I have peppered two of them: two I am sure I have paid, two rogues in buckram suits.
I tell thee what, Hal, if I tell thee a lie, spit in my face...
My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
-- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
Marley: You mind if I say a few words? Burns: Oh, me-me-me, "I want all the attention because it's &l
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I love life and life loves me, I'm as happy as I can be.
A happier man nowhere exits, I think I'll go and slash my wrists....
Get off my tail, because shit happens. -- Rumper sticker on a horse
Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
I was walking down 126th Street on my way to work. Met a fella.
He said, "Moms, I hate this, I really hate this, but, Moms, gimme some money!...