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I Can Find My Ears, But I Have To Look.
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I can find my ears, but I have to look.
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Look at that ugly little bee. Makes honey. I'm a nice-looking person and all I can do is make a little wax with my ears.
-- Milt Kame...
Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
I can be expected to look for truth but not to find it. -- French philosopher Denis Didero
Sometimes I think my ears are hearing voices.
I do then with my friends as I do with my books. I would have them where I can find them, but I seldom use them.
-- Emerso...
I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears. -- Data
You look like a man with the minimum daily requirement of intelligence.
Where can I find a book on self-confidence? -- Herma...
I have a SPONGE that's drier behind the ears than you are!
Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....