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Look At That Ugly Little Bee. Makes Honey. I'm A Nice-looking Person And All I Can Do Is Make A Little Wax With My Ears.
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Look at that ugly little bee. Makes honey. I'm a nice-looking person and
all I can do is make a little wax with my ears.
-- Milt Kamen
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Improve each shining hour, How neat she spreads the wax!...
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