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I Can't Always Control What My Mind Thinks!
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I can't always control what my mind thinks!
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J.S. Gillette's Commentary on Decisions: I always know what I want .
. . I just keep changing my mind....
There's a party in my mind, and I can never leave.
I have always thought in the back of my mind, cheese and onions. -- The Rutle
You WHAT?! You told my wife I said I was in total control.
How can I control my natural urges? Picture Willard Scott naked!
Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice! Abe
I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really can't!...
Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind... -- Gypsy Rose Lee
I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead