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How Can I Control My Natural Urges? Picture Willard Scott Naked!
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How can I control my natural urges? Picture Willard Scott naked!
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Never slap a man who chews tobacco. -- Willard Sco
We control the horizontal, we control the vertical, we can make the picture into a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?
[laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front....
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it....
picture shows a green line] Bart: There's nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust your picture. _We_ are controlling the transmission....
LaForge: "You were saying it's as big as life. You mean the Dyson sphere.
Scott: "Aye, a natural Dyson sphere! Can you imagine the engineering skills needed to design such a structure?...
I fear you must blame your own perverse urges. -- Picard
Scott: "Good lord, man, where have you put me?" Kane
These are standard guest quarters, sir. I can try and find something bigger if you want....
Scott: "Geordi, I have spent my whole life, trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things.
I'm telling you, as one engineer to another...I can *do* this." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...