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I can't read anything. The light is too bad.
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If anything I have said offends you, well that's just too bad. :)
If you can read this tagline, it is already too late....
If you can read this, you're too close.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I read in the paper yesterday that a guy killed his wife after twenty years of marriage.
I thought: Too bad. It was probably the first decision he'd made since the wedding. -- John Wing...
Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough. -- Mark Twai
I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!