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I Can't Stand This Proliferation Of Paperwork. It's Useless To Fight The Forms, You've Got To Kill The People Producing Them.
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I can't stand this proliferation of paperwork. It's useless to fight the
forms, you've got to kill the people producing them.
-- Vladimir Kabaidze, General Director of the Ivanovo Machine Building Works
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