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  -- Vladimir Kabaidze, General Director of the Ivanovo Machine Building Work...
• Naturally the common people don't want war... but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy
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• Hello. This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and private telephone number of Mikhail Vladivostok Gorbachev
  General Secretary of the Supreme Council of the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Sovjet Socialist Republics, Commander-In-Chief of the Combined Armies of the Proletariat Peoples of Russia, First Citizen of the Order of Lenin, Supreme Patron of the Soviet Institute of Literature and Domestic Sciences, President of the Soviet People's Council of Peace and Happiness and Captain of the Kremlin B Squash Team....
• Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier! Boy: It's my nerves, sir.
  I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart: Your nerves!...
• ping [from the submariners' term for a sonar pulse] 1.
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• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• Stand back you wimps - *I* will kill it! -- Famous Last Word
• The paperwork has GOT to be right.