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• I like to reminisce with people I don't know. -- Steven Wrigh
• I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I like to skate on the other side of the ice. -- Steven Wrigh
• A metaphor is like a simile. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney... -- Steven Wrigh
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh