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The Stones, I Love The Stones. I Watch Them Whenever I Can.
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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
-- Steven Wright
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I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wrigh
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them.
Now I can ride a unicycle. -- Steven Wrigh...
I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wrigh
Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
Whenever I'm in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when I'm out of town, they mail it to me.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh