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• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights.
  I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
  I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....
• For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter.
  ..no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
  The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
• I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...