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I Could Catch To Boat To Save Myself. So I Drowned In Dry Dock!
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I could catch to boat to save myself. So I drowned in dry dock!
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A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman.
As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump....
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