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• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else
  his is not advice, it is merely custom. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Intellectual 'work' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth.
  He could not even lie. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to stop and reconsider.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Modesty died when clothes were born. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...