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I Could Never Sleep My Way To The Top / 'Cause My Alarm Clock Always Wakes Me Right Up.
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I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm
clock always wakes me right up.
-- They Might Be Giants
-- Hey, Mr D.J., I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
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