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I'd Explain It To You, But Your Brain Would Explode.
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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I'm game. Would you care to explain how?
Lisa: [somewhat shocked] Bart, is your boss a crook?
Bart: I don't think so. Although it would explain an awful lot. -- "Bart the Murdere...
If I could stick my pen in my heart, I would spill it all over the stage.
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya, Would you think the boy was strange?...
I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
You made my head explode.
O It's worth the pain that makes the tears =`\&l
It's worth the light of a million years. (=)/(=) Only your love I can't explain....
I love you, and I want to EAT YOUR BRAIN! -- Return of the Living Dead
Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal. -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe
People will listen a great deal more patiently while you explain your mistakes than when you explain your successes.
-- Wilbur N. Nesbi...