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• I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell out, a letter from my mother, written in pencil, one of her last, with unfinished words and an implicit sense of her departure.
  It's so curious: one can resist tears and "behave" very well in the hardest hours of grief....
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
• If Khomeini was Catholic, my life would now be worth a million bucks.
• You can have my two cents worth for free!!
• I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
  -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
• I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
  -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
• Was it worth it?
• Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasure
  one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink...
• Bart: Is this cel worth anything? [gives him cel with arm on it] Deale
  [looks at it, sighs] Let me show you something. This -- this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Heisler....