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I Think It's A Bit Runnier Than You'll Like It, Sir.
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I think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
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I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
.. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....
We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
You think I like watching you sleep?
Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
What made you think I like taglines?
I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...