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I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like... "Sooo, how far did you
THINK you were going anyway?" or "Put your seat belt on. I want to try
something. I saw it in a cartoon once, but I think I can do it."
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I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.
How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $
27 a week more than I do. -- Homer, "Call of the Simpso...
Got your seatbelt on? I saw this trick in a movie once...think I can do it...