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• The prototype of all guns was a bow and bullet.
• In this world, my friend, there are two kinds of people
  hose with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig....
• Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Jack Frost ripping up your nose Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire And folks dressed up like buffaloes Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow Helps to make the season right Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out Will find it hard to see tonight They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh And every mother's child is sure to spy To see if reindeer really scream when they die And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety two Although it's been said many time
  many ways Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!...
• If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work.
  The voices told me to clean all the guns today....
• Why is it that broccoli has few calories and very little cholesterol, whereas ice cream is loaded with all this stuff?
• From all us Slackers to all you Boomers ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  WE HAVE SATELLITE MOUNTED RAIL-GUNS! HEH HEH. Who's laughing now?" -- S. Lang...
• I must say that I have a very good reason for bein' loaded tonight.
  I been drinkin' all day! -- Foster Brook...
• G = Guns, PG = Plenty of Guns, PG13 = more than 12 guns.
• BEER.COM located... Operator loaded.