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I Don't Just Tempt Fate - I Give It The Finger.
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I don't just tempt fate - I give it the finger.
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I pulled the finger...and she sank...
I'm not apathetic, I just don't give a damn.
I'm not crazy. I just don't give a s#1
Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hands of fools.
I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
-- Don McLea...
I just had an emotional breakdown. Wanna give me a lift?
There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.