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I Just Had An Emotional Breakdown. Wanna Give Me A Lift?
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I just had an emotional breakdown. Wanna give me a lift?
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I just had a mental breakdown. Got any jumper cables?
Marge: Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children. Range
Have you checked the woods? Marge: No. Ranger: Hmm....
Just out! -- The "I wanna be a Klingon" head vice!
My problem is not that I don't have my shit together.
I've always had my shit together. My problem is that I just can't lift it....
Give me your students, your secretaries, Your huddled writers yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your Selectric III's.
Give these, the homeless, typist-tossed to me. I lift my disk beside the processor....
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
Can you give me a lift back?" "Ah -- can do. But won't." -- Monty Pytho
Just because we had sex, doesn't give you the right to take me to dinner.
-- Anonymous Porno Actre...
Dad, I know I've been a little hard on you the last couple of days.
If I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you a hug....