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• I don't wish my enemies dead... I say make them suffer.
• Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? -- Odo
• Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house. Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
  Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked Bart of the West, "Lisa's First Word...
• Bye, bye, Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
  Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, sayin' 'This will be the day that I die....
• Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. -- D'Hericaul
• Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. -- Charles D'Hericaul
• God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies. Marshall de Villare
• I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their good intellects.
  Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies....