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I Don't Wish My Enemies Dead... I Say Make Them Suffer.
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I don't wish my enemies dead... I say make them suffer.
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Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -- Abraham Lincol
I don't kill my enemies: I slime them -- Odo
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Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship....
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one
O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it. --Voltaire...
All the plants in my house are dead -- I shot them last night.
I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Stephen Wrigh...
All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Steven Wrigh...
I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton.
-- Ian Anderso...
After the solution screws up the project, all those who initially endorsed it will say, 'I wish I had voiced my reservations at the time.
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