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• All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
  -- Kingfish...
• Ms.K: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
  Bart: [imagines himself, yo-yo in hand. Ms. Krabappel is inches tall] Here ya go....
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
• You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?!
• See, when I paint, it is an experience that, at its best, is transcending reality.
  When it is working, you completely go into another place, you're tapping into things that are totally universal, completely beyond your ego and your own self....
• New York-- to that tall skyline I come Flyin' in from London to your door New York-- lookin' down on Central Park Where they say you should not wander after dark.
  New York. -- Simon and Garfunkle...
• I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick.
  Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold....
• I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...