I Wish I Lived Back In The Old West Days, Because I'd Save Up My Money For About Twenty Years So I Could Buy A Solid-gold Pick.

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I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for
about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out West and
start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd
say, "Looking for gold, ya durn fool." He'd say, "Your pick is gold," and I'd
say, "Well, that was easy." Good joke, huh.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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