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I Don't Think I'll Get Married Again. I'll Just Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.
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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard
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Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
Her stature tall,--I hate a dumpy woman.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 61...
I 'll woo her as the lion wooes his brides. -- John Home (1724-1808) -- Douglas, Act i, Sc. 1
Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in. -- Lewis Grizzard...
I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
1...
Fired that the house rejects him, "'Sdeath! I 'll print it, And shame the fools.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot, Prologue to the Satires, Line 61...