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The Shower Is The Greatest Invention. I Don't Like To Take A Bath.
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The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath. I don't
like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in.
-- Lewis Grizzard
Related:
And had a face like a blessing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book ii, Chap.
iv...
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard...
I like to skate on the other side of the ice... I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
.. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit....
It was like the time I stapled bologna to my face...
I have a soul that like an ample shield Can take in all, and verge enough for more.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Don Sebastian, Act i, Sc. 1...
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....