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• Sex God Teddy Bea
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
• Champagne don't make me lazy. Cocaine don't drive me crazy.
  Ain't nobody's business but my own. -- Taj Mahal...
• A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
• Everybody's business is nobody's business.
• Smithers: [dressed in a bear suit] Here's something that should cheer you up, sir.
  It's me, sir: Bobo! Hug me! Squeeze me! [suggestively] Tug at my fur....
• That's okay, my mother didn't BEAR me either!