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I Don't Trust Career Advisors. If They Knew Anything About Getting A Job They Wouldn't Be Career Advisors.
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I don't trust career advisors. If they knew anything about getting
a job they wouldn't be career advisors.
-- Happy Harry (Christian Slater), Pump Up The Volume
Related:
It's ten-o'clock, do you care where your parents are?
-- Happy Harry (Christian Slater), Pump Up The Volume...
The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.
A career is a job that has gone on too long. -- Jeff MacNelly
The difference between a career and a job is twenty or more hours a week.
You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
gun vt. [ITS, now rare: from the :GUN command] To forcibly terminate a program or job (computer, not career).
"Some idiot left a background process running soaking up half the cycles, so I gunned it....
gun: [ITS: from the `:GUN' command] vt. To forcibly terminate a program or job (computer, not career).
Some idiot left a background process running soaking up half the cycles, so I gunned it....
Dan Quayle, in April 1991, was concerned that his advisors may be getting out of touch with 'Real Americans.
' In order to combat this, he suggested that they read People magazine....